Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
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Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
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have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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