my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he quoted the bible to break up with me
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize