You can't motorboat a personality
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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