They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
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I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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