I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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