I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
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I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
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They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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