If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
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The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
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you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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