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(917): View more from New York City

My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard

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(352): View more from Florida

Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?

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(602): View more from Arizona

Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.

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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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(302): View more from Delaware

Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

can i bring anything?

(443): View more from Maryland

Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer

(412): View more from Pennsylvania

is there a theme i should know about?

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me

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(850): View more from Florida

Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.

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