The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
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Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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