there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
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I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
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GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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