i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
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Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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