my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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