she was so not down for the gang bang
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
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aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
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Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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