please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
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I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
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She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
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