Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
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Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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