she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
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I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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