Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
He told me they were just razor bumps!
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
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I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize