just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
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I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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