let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
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Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
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You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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