I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
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what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
It's rum buckets o'clock
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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