you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
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This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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