bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
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I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
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I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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