Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
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If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
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I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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