Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
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So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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