i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
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I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
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New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
They took my balls.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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