My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
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high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
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I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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