I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
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Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
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I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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