Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
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there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
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at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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