I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
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I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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