I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
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I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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