I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
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We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
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You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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