i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
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