i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
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thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
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I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
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