It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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