i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
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Im just a social blackout drinker.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
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