I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
our cab driver is having phone sex.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
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Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
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he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
You need a sexual gate keeper
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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