whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
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Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
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This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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