that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
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it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
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We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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