I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
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Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
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I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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