I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
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He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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