..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
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Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
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But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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