Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
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He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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