Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
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fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
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....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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