tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
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We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
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It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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