I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
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The police scanner is talking about you again....
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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