someone get that fucking seahorse.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
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Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
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never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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