I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
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I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
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Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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