i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
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Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
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didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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