I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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