In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
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The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
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Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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